Adventures of a Lame Arse
February 2012
Holyshitballs
Soooo I got up to pee before I went to sleep, my bedroom door locked behind me. I obviously lost my freaking shit. So I did what any normal person would do and threw myself at the door. The noise woke Yoshington who decided the best course of action would be to take the bars off of my window so I could climb through. Buuuuut the screws would only come half way out and despite me hanging off the bars they weren’t moving. We then realised Robocoop probably had a key to my room but -wa waaaaah- he is at Abby’s. Long story short we went to Abby’s (me in my jammies, no bra and barefoot) and we got a key that MIGHT open my bedroom door. It did! Yaaaay I’m finally in bed! And now I’m hungry and not sleepy! Yoshington is obviously the hero of the night and I extend many thanks to him!
“You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too”
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William Shakespeare (via o-c-e-a-n-i-c
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